Happy ValenSpine's Day, Folks! This ain't your average Hallmark Holiday!
Today, likely one of the largest consumer holidays of the year, consider treating YOURSELF to something special and head to your chiropractor for a ValenSpine's Day adjustment. For a brief moment, forget the stress of finding or creating the perfect gift, getting reservations at the hottest new restaurant, or running through the grocery store and grabbing your lover flowers where you buy your meat [and for those of you that 'get' to spend the next 24 hours constantly reminded that today is also known as Singles Awareness Day (SAD), take today as a day to pamper yourself - If YOU don't love you, who will?!]. Take 30 minutes and head to your chiropractor! Pamper that spine of yours, LOVE YOURSELF! Trust me (I'm a Doctor!), your entire body and mind will thank you, your partner will thank you, and if you're single you'll probably feel so good you'll begin putting out those 'single and looking' vibes and meet your future partner today!* Shoot, you might even meet him/her at your chiropractor's office!**
In all seriousness (insert: Dr. Baar's 'Serious Face'), a spinal adjustment is an amazing holistic approach to treating your physical-, mental-, and psychological-self. And it's a one-stop shop! By inducing motion into the joints of your spine, your body is better able to move, naturally allowing the neurovasculature (nerves and blood vessels) to remove harmful (and sometimes painful) toxins, deliver nutrients and communicate via an uninhibited nervous system to/from body structures! All this is achieved by the simple and specific removal of subluxation along your spine! Motion is what separates us from the un-living, and it is absolutely one of the forces that keeps us healthy. Get your spine 'moved' today, and ensure that you are the best version of yourself - whether you are single or partnered! Be the happiest, healthiest, most mobile version of yourself and quickly learn how much that simple adjustment can impact your attitude, health and overall well-being!
Yours in Health,
Dr. Baar
*Disclaimer: Getting adjusted, today or any day of the year does not guarantee that you will meet your future partner.
**Disclaimer: Meeting your future partner at your chiropractor's office not guaranteed; however, it is a suggested location for meeting a viable partner if you enjoy people that value whole body health!
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